If you’re stressed and tensed, just suck breast & it’ll calm you down – Pastor tells men

A Pastor has told his male congregants to suck breast if they want to reduce stress. The yet-to-be-identified clergyman said this is a deep secret that he has decided to teach his congregants.

“When you get tired, one of the things that relaxes your nerves is breast. I will not collect offering for this one. No matter how you are stressful, just get breast and start sucking you will cool down. Even if you don’t have air-condition, you’ll start cooling down”, he said.

“I have taught you one secret in life. Anytime you feel very stressed and tensed, just lie down, turn your neck and start sucking. You will be very…you will tame down”, he added.


Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
Enable Notifications    OK No thanks